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We've also discovered something new about Baby Elvis... his mum still makes his sandwiches for him!

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They say you learn something new everyday and in Bobbie's case it's true... we learn something new about him everyday!

Sometimes more than one thing too. For instance, today we discovered that, not only did he used to work in the women's clothing store JOY, but he is also a qualified body piercer!

He wouldn't go into too much detail about it, but he did reveal he had to take both a written and practical exam, which is probably more then what most kids have do for their GCSEs these days.

"I can pierce ear lobes and cartilage," he told us. "I can't do nipples though because you have to use needles and I'm only qualified to use the gun."

Needless to say we're waiting with bated breath for the next instalment of Bobbie's World!

We've also discovered something new about Baby Elvis... his mum still makes his sandwiches for him!

Unsurprisingly, the self proclaimed 'King of Bant' didn't reveal this bit of gold himself. Instead, he let his guard down around Tubes one day and the lyrical genius duly stitched him up.

Rather than deny the allegations though, he simply tried to explain himself: "She doesn't make them for me everyday," he explained. "Just Tuesdays really."

Unfortunately Adam that still doesn't make it ok...

Simon, meanwhile, was more concerned by how many of the Crew are still living at home.

"What's happened to the youth of today eh? Where's their independence gone?" he asked.

After a bit of a debate the boys living at home finally came back with a sound financial argument, but Simon still wasn't convinced.

"What wrong with you?" he asked. "I moved out at 19 and I was only earning £70 a week."

"Yeah well, it was a lot cheaper in the '50s, wasn't it?!" Checkmate the boys!

See you next week