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In seventh heaven

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Last updated: 22nd January 2010

In seventh heaven
The most embarrassing one was probably when I messed up my rap in front of the girl from My Name Is Earl, Nadine Velazquez. I got out there, took one look at her and my mind went blank!

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As Saturday's go, last week's was probably as good as it gets.

First of all we had some brilliant guests on the show and none more so than Peter Schmeichel. I was looking forward to what he'd have to say all week and I don't think anyone was disappointed.

He's achieved pretty much everything there is to in the game, but he proved what a humble guy he is when he was talking about his save which was voted the 'Save of the Decade'.

As always Brian Blessed was superb, and Gary Rhodes had some interesting stories too... but none of them could beat what happened at Stamford Bridge later that day!

My favourite game of all time was almost 13 years ago to the day when Chelsea came from two goals down at half-time to beat Liverpool 4-2 in the FA Cup. But beating Sunderland 7-2 is right up there!

If a team concedes as many goals as Sunderland did then it's usually fair to assume that that team played terribly. But I don't think that was the case this time. Chelsea just seemed to click and everything they did came off.

Like a lot of people, I thought losing the likes of Didier Drogba and Michael Essien to the Africa Cup of Nations would affect the team more than it has so far, but that again is credit to the squad that's been assembled.

Amongst all the star names grabbing the headlines I was really impressed with Juliano Belletti. He's not a regular starter, but whenever he's called upon he does a great job and anywhere on the pitch too - a proper utility man.

Chelsea was always going to be a hard act to follow so the rest of my weekend was a bit of an anticlimax! If I'm honest I can't actually remember what I did, so it couldn't have been that interesting!

Guests

But this week has been pretty good so far. We've got some great guests on the orange sofa again, including Lee Sharpe and Ray Winstone who will be making his tenth appearance on the show.

And I've also got a couple of great junkets coming up, which I can't wait for. The first one is with Steve Coogan and the other is Matt Damon! Not bad for the first junkets of the decade!

The only other news to report is that I'll be turning 28 on Saturday, which is a bit of a weird age really. When you say you're 27 you still sound relatively young, but 28 sounds proper old!

Anyway the next time I see you I will be a year older, although I'm not sure if I'll be any wiser!

Later,

Tubes

Tubes answers your questions

You are really cool, you are as chilled as a swimming pool, oh you're such a legend:) what I want to know is, who is your best friend from the Soccer AM office? Why? YOU RULE? Michael Moniz (Charlton Athletic fan)

Tubes replies:We're all one big happy family obviously Michael! I wouldn't want to single anyone out, they're all great.

Hammer, Time! Hammer, Time! Hammer, Time! Ooooh, you can't touch this. Tubes, what's the most embarrassing rap that's gone wrong you've ever done?Tom Potts (Arsenal fan)

Tubes replies: The most embarrassing one was probably when I messed up my rap in front of the girl from My Name Is Earl, Nadine Velazquez. I got out there, took one look at her and my mind went blank! I didn't even attempt to give it another go, I just asked her when she wanted to go for a drink and she said 'tonight' so it worked out alright in the end!

Have you got one question and one question only for Tubes!? Ask the lyrical genius anything you want in the comments section below and he'll answer the best ones next week!

Comments

Chris "put it in the bag" Kember ( fan) says...

My favourite song lyrics are "never meant to make your daughter cry i apologise a million times sorry miss jackson OOOOOOOHHH i am for real " what are your favourite song lyrics and why

Posted 18:45 26th January 2010

Sherwan Ali (Liverpool fan) says...

BEST TEAM IN DA WORLD

Posted 14:51 25th January 2010

John Bacon (Newcastle United fan) says...

Hiya Tubes, me and my girlfriend are coming up to see the show next week as maxs guests just wondered if you know who is on next week in terms of fans and guests??p.s. Happy Birthday mate your a legend!

Posted 12:58 25th January 2010

Anon Anon ( fan) says...

BOBBY IS HOT!

Posted 12:22 22nd January 2010

Daniel Glasson (Aston Villa fan) says...

your off soccer am, im not good at this gaaaame ooo voronin hi tubes just wanted to know who is the most ignorant or arrogant person you have questioned and why?

Posted 10:43 22nd January 2010

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