Soccer AM

About You

Job title La-di-da presenter.

What does that entail? Loafing about on a sofa on Saturday mornings.

Interesting fact about you I like sniffing the backs of my chickens' heads...

Most like to meet Mark Heap, the actor who was in Spaced, Green Wing, Big Train etc.

Describe yourself in three words Head, torso, legs.

On Your Team Mates

Most intelligent Is this a trick question!?

Hardest worker It has to be Steve Sutcliffe because he's always in such a vile mood on a Friday he must have the weight of Sky Sports on his shoulders.

Quickest out the door Me, and last in!

Best dancer Rocket thinks he's good but I'm telling you, I can wipe my feet on the rhythm rug too.

Best singer Never heard anyone sing in this office! Hang on, as I speak, Graham is doing a bit of Gold-digger.... Ok, he's not the best.

Worst taste in music Adam, he likes some right pap.

Worst dress sense There's not a lot of dodgy gear in here, most of us just do jeans and t-shirts.

Best footballer Tubes.

Hard man I wouldn't like to fight Trev, he's a bit proper East End too!

Lightweight Tom, you can all see why every week in the forces section on the show.

And finally, who's the longest... in the canteen Lisa, she's a size zero, stuffs her face ALL DAY then comes and raids my handbag for sweets in the afternoon!