Soccer AM

About You

Job title Presenter.

What does that entail? I'm still trying to work that out.

Years of service 4 months.

Favourite film Life is Beautiful/The Lives of Others.

Favourite show Soccer AM aside. The Apprentice/Dragon's Den/Spooks/Neighbours and all TV detectives.

Favourite band To listen to: Stuff with guitars, probably the Killers at the moment. To dance to: Cheese. Just none of that R n B nonsense. It's just noise.

Favourite player For the U's Lee McEvilly. I loved watching Glenn Hoddle, and in the Premier League now Fabregas.

Which footballer past or present would you compare yourself to? Teddy Sheringham. Slow. Good touch. Good Brain.

Your Idol Jeff Stelling. A legend.

Party trick Err, I can blow bubbles out of my mouth, put my tongue into a three leaf clover and wiggle one ear at a time. Do they count?

Describe yourself in ONE word Nervous.

On Your Team Mates

King/Queen of banter Helen. She texted me before show one saying "This time next week we'll know if you're sh*t". Charming.

Most likely to win a pub quiz Rocket.

Most likely to cheat at a pub quiz Steve, he looks quite devious.

Worst loser Graham. I caught him in the groin the other day on the pitch and he hasn't shut up about it.

Natural leader Vic the MD.

Best athlete James - looks like a very useful centre mid.

Needs to get down the gym Tubes and Chris need to work on core fitness. Steve could probably bulk up a bit.

Gift of the gab Chris - he seems to get a lot of free stuff.

Ladies man Apparently Rocket, fortunately I've yet to see this.

First on the dance floor Tom seems to start pulling some shapes in the office for no reason - but they haven't invited me clubbing yet.

And finally, who's the longest... in the edit suite Dave.