Soccer AM

About You

Job title Producer/ Codger

What does that entail? Making the show/Teaching the young uns.

Years of service 2nd.

I support... The proper blues - Everton.

Favourite footballer There's nobody better than Mikel Arteta.

'Most played' on your ipod... Sounds of the Universe - Depeche Mode.

First record you ever bought... The Police - Don't Stand So Close To Me, about 100 years ago.

Favourite film character... Han Solo - best character of all time. End of.

Favourite memeber of Girls Aloud... The Scouse Ging.

The last thing you read... This week's script - it's comedy gold.

Favourite sport other than football... I don't understand.

On Your Team Mates

Life and soul of the party... Bobbie - always chirpy.

Joker in the pack... Rocket - if you can call them jokes.

Fashion guru... Susan Sutcliffe.

Fashion slave... Brown coat man.

Health freak... Bobbie.

Fast food junkie... Lisa.

Hot head... Rocket.

Cool as ice... Tubes.

Most likely to win this year's Dance Off... Baby Elvis - he's still sore from losing this year.

Who has the worst office habit... Hels molesting the young boys on the team.

And finally, who's the longest... out on a Saturday night... Showbiz Max.